Item Description: Normal garden slugs, whose trail has the exact same chemical composition and taste as commercial-brand ranch dressing.They also appear to reproduce by binary fission every week.Date of Recovery: █-██-19██ Location of Recovery: Hackensack, New Jersey Current Status: In storage.
Item Description: An HB pencil which cannot be used to write, and only draws photorealistic images of Jimi Hendrix eating various foods.Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████, ███████ Current Status: In animal containment. Item Description: A small rock that emits a bright white light from an unknown source. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ██████, ███████ Current Status: Currently in the possession of Dr. Item Description: A 1964 Smith & Wesson .44 Magnum Revolver.When any ammunition is fired from the third chamber, an unidentified male voice will shout "Nice shot!Item Description: A squirrel which constantly moved much slower than normal, even when jumping or falling, similar to "slow-motion" video footage.Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ███████ Family Campgrounds, ███████ Current Status: In animal containment.