Rule # 7-- Don’t waste time waiting for my daughter to get ready. Rule #--8 Do not take my daughter anyplace where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. I am only interested in what is right and proper for our older citizens. It is with this background that I am going to advance my own “Eight Rules.” Although you may suspect I have a very personal interest and, in fact, some personal gain in mind, I assure you that nothing could be further from the truth.If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases.(you might watch your back) To prepare yourself, start studying Daddy's Rules for Dating. One person says that this "was written by John Sherbondy of Council Bluffs, Iowa. For any brothers out there, this pretty much sucks because – in your mind – nobody will ever be "good enough" to date your own sister.
With that said, few things can truly compare to the façade of masculinity men will construct whenever their sister brings home a "new boyfriend" to meet the family.She can’t chew the nuts very well and the seeds get under her dentures and cause discomfort. Anyway mom has very few body parts that are currently moveable. There will be no out-of-town trips without a proper chaperone—me. Oh, I know a lot of guys would bring a bottle of fine wine. If you plan to invite mom to accompany you to exotic places in Europe, Asia, or even Australia, you should count on including my wife, Lynn, and me in your plans. They play multiple cards and mark off the bingo numbers with a bigheaded magic marker made specifically for that purpose. (IF YOU ANSWERED "YES" TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?